Hi, my name is Lauren!Recently, I fell into a weird hole in a pretty dense forest situated near my house and now I can’t seem to find my way out.I’ll be documenting my weird findings of this dark crevice on this site as far as my internet goes (hence the URL name), so updates may be slow.Thank you for checking-in on me! ^ _ ^

My name is Lauren Cochnitter (pronounced “cosh-knitter”) and I like to knit (as the name suggests), as well as look at cat images online for comfort. :3I’m a bit scared of putting a photo of my real face on here.. so here’s another cat! -v-;;;This time, it’s my cat Pringles!!! (yeah I’m unoriginal I know)

Hi, I managed to get up from my rocky fall down here. It’s really hard to see anything in here…I’m so scared!!! >~<
I can’t access my camera app on my phone so I can’t post what it’s like down here. It would probably just be a pitch black image anyways.
I don’t have any scars on me and it doesn’t hurt anywhere on my body right now so far…ugh…so creepy!!,
This sucks so much! I want out!!!
-January 29-

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-January 29-

Hello again!! T-T
I tried to post again last night but my cellphone service completely crashed and it bugged WAYY out. So I have no idea on what happened there..
Anyways, onto day two of me trying to get out of this thing.
I crawled up a bit and found this gaping hole through some..rocks?? I believe? And it has sunlight peeping through the trees right now, hence why I know it’s the next day.
Last night was SCARY. I couldn’t sleep, and when I tried to I heard some howling noises nearby…there are wolves in this area?? 0.0 CREEPY!!! I don’t wanna get eaten alive >~<…
Aside from that..stuff. It’s still very dark in here despite there being sunlight outside. What kind of black magic weirdness is this?!! 7-7;;
I wonder if because sunlight or moonlight can’t penetrate the darkness of this cave, maybe the cave is REALLY expansive..or maybe it is a monster-sort of thing! Like, since it’s all black-black darkness, and so dark it’s a monster thing. (yeah that didn't make sense at all I’m sorry)
ANYWHO!!! I’ll try calling my friend Lucy who lives nearby me (about 30 miles or so away, if I recall). My cellphone can’t be this broke, can it? (Also I swear if I have to buy yet another cellphone (which would be my 7th) I’m going to lose it >:)
OKLONGUPDATEPOSTOVERYBYEEEE!!!!!!
-January 30-

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I tried to call Lucy but she didnt pick up..why? Im not sure. I gotta get out of here soot i gotta shower BAD
-January 31-

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Soon*. Dunno why it autocorrected me to “soot,” as if i was in a chimney. Lol
-January 31-

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Oh wait is this the website?? aw CRAP i really am disoriented huh
-January 31-

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Get out
-February 1-

Hello? Can I type okay now?? My sparse internet works this time, right???
Ok thank GOD it does. Whew!
Sorry for no updates in a while, I’ve been turmoiling away in this..”place” for a hot minute. That’s because I called my friend Lucy earlier, as I said before, but she wouldn’t pick up. I wonder why?
She usually picks up my calls, doesn’t she? I waited for her to check the voicemail and run herself over here to help get me out but..I guess that surmounted to nothing. insert dramatic sigh here
Oh well, that means more waiting!! Yay ;-;
Anywho..I saw before making this post the “Draft” feature this website has, I guess. I suppose I was trying to make some posts to jog down my fast-pacing thoughts during the last few days, and EVEN tried to submit them, but it didn’t work great so it just. Did that..I guess??
…weird.
Speaking of the cave now, I wonder if I can get my phone’s flashlight feature to work. Maybe I can see how my hair/clothes/body/etc. is doing during my “what feels like forever” period in here. (And yes before you ask, it’s still so scary down here. AGH!!!! >~<)
My hair feels..well, like hair. No surprise there really haha
If I get it to work, I’ll post a picture on here soon enough (hopefully). I WON’T SHOW MY FACE STILL!!!!!
In the meanwhile now, I’ll call Lucy from my contacts again to see if she can respond to the call (and my internet better NOT cut out this time…although it probably will -n-). And if Lucy finds this website:
HI!!! I”M ALIVE!!! I”M JUST STUCK IN A CAVE!!! IT”S REALLY SCARY AND DARK AND I CAN”T GET OUT! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That should be good enough, right?)
Okay, good…oh, happy February! (I never realized..)-February 2-